FUNNEHHH!

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This must be Halloween on Guam. heehee, red rice!

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You can do it Mommy Pumpkin! You can do it!

funnyordie:

Halloween Link Dump: Pumpkin Births, Pop Culture Pumpkins, the History of Rap

These six links aren’t all about Halloween. But they are all awesome … and filled with razor blades.

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: pump3d

LOL!

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fystarwars:

Calm your tits.

LMAO!

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LOL! Masterbation: the definition of D.I.Y. (do it yourself)

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theclearlydope:

Some questions:

Is ass wash the same as a general body wash?

When you say “white people bread” I assume that’s wheat bread.

Good mayo .. Hellman’s or Kraft?

pleatedjeans:

shopping list found at Wal-Mart. From now on, I will only be referring to condoms as ‘dong bags.’ via

LOL

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: No, really teach, I just love looking at my crotch. 

LOL